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J.D.:
So I saw this lesbian porno the other night.
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Me:
...
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J.D.:
And the acting was SO BAD!
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Me:
...
We Found Ourselves Lost by sosupersam
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“We Found Ourselves Lost” was inspired by an emotional journey, and the artwork by a friend of mine, Pierre Botardo.
It’s a story about finding love, and losing yourself in…
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While staring at pictures of a woman in a bikini
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J.D.:
That's right, you push 'em up, honey. (to her cleavage)
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Me:
It's weird that YOU'RE the one staring at these pictures and not me.
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J.D.:
What? They're obviously here to grab attention.
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Me:
You're like a bitter old woman.
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Me:
I watched "Glory" again the other day, then I went online and looked up random facts about the Civil War.
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K.A.:
Uh-huh.
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Me:
You know what I found? There were Asians that fought in the Civil War. There were some Chinese dudes that signed up using Anglo-sounding names, and I read that there were Filipinos that signed up to fight, too. Guess which side?
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K.A.:
The South.
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Me:
Ha! I thought that was funny.
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K.A.:
Racists.
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Me:
If I could go back in time, I'd go to wherever they went to sign up and stop them. I'd be like, "Hey, you don't want to do that. This will end badly for everyone involved."
Sunset off the Pacific Ocean. (Photo by littleman00)
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Me:
What's this? Did John throw this away?
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J.W.M.:
What is it? Oh shit, that's a Toblerone bar!
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Me:
An UNOPENED Toblerone bar. . .
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J.W.M.:
Why would he throw this away?
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Me:
It's probably been sitting in his room for awhile. What's the expiration date?
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J.W.M.:
2008. Damn. . .
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Me:
. . .
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J.W.M.:
. . .
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Me:
. . .
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J.W.M.:
Fuck it. Open it up, it's probably still good.
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2 MINUTES LATER
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Me:
I can't believe we just ate out of the trash.
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J.W.M.:
Doesn't count. It was unopened.
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*not from last night, but a random conversation I had nonetheless*
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Me:
I don't like rejection. That's why I ask out girls in a way that they can't say no to me.
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K.A.:
You're ridiculous.
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Me:
What? This is coming from the guy that asked you out by saying, "So...should I go ahead and change my Facebook status?"
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S.V.:
Why are Raiders fans all convicts? I miss my fatty, milk-fed Green Bay fans.
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